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MadHaiku
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Postcards from Paris -- Trois

The light in Paris
seems different than the light
I see over here

Posted 05.17.08|

Postcards from Paris -- Deux

You can have Monet
and Pablo Picasso too
I dig arts du street

Posted 05.11.08|

Postcards from Paris -- Un

Parisian girls be styling
in their haute courture
and hairy armpits

Posted 05.08.08|

O-o-o la-la

Author's Note

Off to Paris. You know, the one in France? Yeah, it sucks to be me. Feel free to feed my Site Meter while I'm gone, if not with money, then with visits and comments.

As a Parisian might tell a tourist, "Vous êtes une pomme de terre avec le visage d'un cochon d'inde," which I'm almost certain does not mean, "Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion."

Ciao. Or whatever.

Posted 04.20.08|

• The worst band names of 2007

And you thought your gig sucked

Haiku is useless
it won't stop global warming
or cure what ails you

Posted 04.16.08|

• Bush goes to Hell

Magnetic haiku #8

Posted 04.11.08|

» Previous regfrigerator haiku

Learn how to park, asshole!

I watched a man park
his big-ass S.U.V. was
not between the lines

Posted 04.07.08|