You know the rules (there are none). Think of it as "8 Mile" except a lot shorter.

Yo momma so fat
her haiku gets squeezed skinny
through big chubby cheeks


Posted 01.05.09|

» Words that sound offensive but aren't.

as the years roll by
memories wash over me
like warm ocean waves


Posted 01.01.09|

» Grafitti heralding the Icelandic band sigur rós.

luck only works
with the women and the cards
sometimes not at all


Posted 12.29.08|

» "A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes." -- 500 Mostly Useless Facts.

germs are everywhere
in the water, in the air
microbes will rule earth!


Posted 12.26.08|

» Because I'm fascinated by other people's notebooks: Anna Rusakova's moleskine.

Christmas is coming
the geese are getting quite fat
too bad Santa's broke


Posted 12.21.08|

» One Sentence: True stories told in a sentence.